Do you remember the episode of the Simpsons where Homer runs to the mall to purchase a last-minute birthday gift for Marge? Being panicked and distracted and HOMER, he ends up buying a bowling ball drilled for his fingers and engraved with his name.
This is my Homer gift from Brent:
This gift differs from the bowling ball for Marge in that #1 it was not last minute, it was actually three days early and #2 I love it almost as much as Brent does! Woohoo. Thanks, Honey.